1 00:00:00,768 --> 00:00:03,119 - So, uh, Dad's back. - What, back in the chair? 2 00:00:03,130 --> 00:00:05,296 That's kinda fast, right? But it's good, obviously. 3 00:00:05,307 --> 00:00:08,392 Good? You'd love it if his brain fell out the back of his head. 4 00:00:08,403 --> 00:00:09,977 I talked to my grandfather and said that 5 00:00:09,987 --> 00:00:12,533 - I can come to you. - Just get him to ask me. 6 00:00:12,544 --> 00:00:14,752 You two don't talk so much, right? 7 00:00:15,167 --> 00:00:17,781 You need to think about the future because this is the old world. 8 00:00:17,791 --> 00:00:20,167 And someday, in this world, things will change. 9 00:00:20,791 --> 00:00:23,618 There's an unofficial company policy on the cruise line, 10 00:00:23,629 --> 00:00:25,498 that if there was a serious criminal incident, 11 00:00:25,509 --> 00:00:27,482 we would sail to so-called "friendly" authorities. 12 00:00:27,493 --> 00:00:29,656 - Incidents like? - Theft, rape, murder. 13 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:30,782 The bad ones. 14 00:00:30,884 --> 00:00:32,740 You know he re-hired Frank to babysit me? 15 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,160 And you're CEO, can he even do that? 16 00:00:34,171 --> 00:00:37,500 The dinosaur's having one last roar before he wipes them out. 17 00:00:37,511 --> 00:00:39,990 Kendall Roy will give the traditional address tonight 18 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,115 in a sign that Logan Roy is intending to wind down 19 00:00:43,125 --> 00:00:44,708 from public duties. 20 00:00:45,833 --> 00:00:47,583 There's been a change of plan. 21 00:00:47,917 --> 00:00:50,417 Kendall's not speaking. I am. 22 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:53,625 I'm officially announcing I am back. 23 00:00:53,958 --> 00:00:55,459 Better than ever! 24 00:00:55,833 --> 00:00:57,282 - I see you. - I have no idea 25 00:00:57,292 --> 00:00:59,042 - what you're talking about. - Fuck off. 26 00:01:10,250 --> 00:01:13,125 You have arrived at your destination. 27 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:29,573 Hey, hey, hey. 28 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:32,656 You're late. 29 00:01:32,666 --> 00:01:35,115 Well, like, ten minutes, Grandpa. 30 00:01:35,125 --> 00:01:37,157 Happy Thanksgiving! 31 00:01:37,167 --> 00:01:38,990 Not for the Indians. 32 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,740 No, sir. 33 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:43,334 Nope, that is... still true. 34 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:48,407 So, shall we grab some lunch and then hit the road? 35 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:50,615 I gots the old rumblin' tum. 36 00:01:50,625 --> 00:01:53,459 No. Let's go before it snows. 37 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:18,340 - Synced and corrected by Shazi89 - - www.addic7ed.com - 38 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,365 - Ken. - Yeah. 39 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:32,875 I think your dad might appreciate your input. 40 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:38,000 Uh, Ro. 41 00:03:41,875 --> 00:03:43,531 this, and we have... 42 00:03:43,541 --> 00:03:45,407 Oh, look out, folks. 43 00:03:45,417 --> 00:03:47,324 - Here come the top minds. - Hey. 44 00:03:47,334 --> 00:03:49,615 So, what you got cookin'? 45 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:51,365 Really no need, gentlemen, 46 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:53,365 Frank wanted to fold you in on this, 47 00:03:53,375 --> 00:03:57,656 but you should know, probably, my thinking in terms of things. 48 00:03:57,666 --> 00:03:59,698 There's a potential opportunity 49 00:03:59,708 --> 00:04:02,073 for some acquisitions and consolidation. 50 00:04:02,083 --> 00:04:04,573 Packet of local TV stations. 51 00:04:06,417 --> 00:04:07,740 Local TV? 52 00:04:07,750 --> 00:04:09,573 No one watches TV, Dad. 53 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:13,240 No. TV is where the majority of people get their news. 54 00:04:13,250 --> 00:04:15,573 More people watch local than any other kind. 55 00:04:15,583 --> 00:04:17,407 Yeah, but not really. 56 00:04:17,417 --> 00:04:19,698 I could see short-term we make some cash, 57 00:04:19,708 --> 00:04:21,656 but I'm just saying, for Waystar, 58 00:04:21,666 --> 00:04:23,073 is this a good look? 59 00:04:23,083 --> 00:04:25,157 There's this fancy new business theory. 60 00:04:25,167 --> 00:04:28,407 It's called "Make more than you spend and you're King Cunt." 61 00:04:28,417 --> 00:04:29,907 Dad, come on. 62 00:04:29,917 --> 00:04:32,073 Why shouldn't we do all the news? 63 00:04:32,083 --> 00:04:33,618 Why shouldn't we do all the news? 64 00:04:33,629 --> 00:04:35,490 - Yeah. - Well, Kim Jong Pop, 65 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,615 because that's not how things work in this country. 66 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,032 You just love telling people what to think, 67 00:04:40,042 --> 00:04:41,907 - don't you? - Fuck off. 68 00:04:41,917 --> 00:04:44,531 People come to us because we don't sell them on anything. 69 00:04:44,541 --> 00:04:46,990 No packet of fuckin' bleedin' heart 70 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,990 United Nations Volvo gender-bender horseshit. 71 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,990 The politics on this would be horrible. 72 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,865 Justice, FCC, anti-trust. 73 00:04:55,875 --> 00:04:57,698 We'd be tied up for years. 74 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,823 Nah. TV's fucked. 75 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:01,781 It needs to consolidate. 76 00:05:01,791 --> 00:05:03,781 Fine. I don't want to make this a thing. 77 00:05:03,791 --> 00:05:06,282 You like local TV, great. You're smart. 78 00:05:06,292 --> 00:05:10,449 I just hope it doesn't mean we can't pursue diversification 79 00:05:10,459 --> 00:05:12,449 - and innovation. - Of course! 80 00:05:12,459 --> 00:05:13,990 India, China... 81 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,490 Do you know how many fuckin' people are in Indonesia? 82 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:19,948 - Roman. - Hmm? What? 83 00:05:19,958 --> 00:05:21,417 Uh, yeah, sure. Who doesn't? 84 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,157 It's more than you think. Like, a billion. 85 00:05:27,167 --> 00:05:29,199 Roman, you're a moron. 86 00:05:29,209 --> 00:05:31,365 You should get back into all that for us, Kendall. 87 00:05:31,375 --> 00:05:33,656 - Get back into what? - Vice-president. 88 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:34,990 Digital. Global. 89 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,907 Based out of Dubai, India, China... wherever. 90 00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:40,834 Excuse me. Are you fuckin' serious? Meeting over. Fuck off. 91 00:05:50,281 --> 00:05:51,343 Dad? 92 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:55,907 Dad! Hey! Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 93 00:05:55,917 --> 00:05:58,157 Stop. Stop. Got it. 94 00:05:58,167 --> 00:06:00,449 Oh. Shit. 95 00:06:00,459 --> 00:06:03,324 That's a big fuckin' mess. 96 00:06:03,334 --> 00:06:05,573 - Get any on ya? No? - Hmm. 97 00:06:05,583 --> 00:06:08,449 Get someone to clean this up? 98 00:06:08,459 --> 00:06:09,907 Yeah? 99 00:06:09,917 --> 00:06:11,812 You all right, Dad? 100 00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:13,984 Yeah. Fine. 101 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:18,791 A long drive, eh? 102 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,698 I get it. 103 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:24,531 You know, Mom had a friend who was afraid of flying, 104 00:06:24,541 --> 00:06:26,875 but he actually died in a traffic accident. 105 00:06:28,958 --> 00:06:32,365 Uh... And he was on a bike 106 00:06:32,375 --> 00:06:34,115 and heavy meds. 107 00:06:34,125 --> 00:06:36,823 So, but this is... this is cool. 108 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:38,781 It's just you and me, we got this whole time 109 00:06:38,791 --> 00:06:41,199 to talk about whatever, you know, 110 00:06:41,209 --> 00:06:43,073 business, uh, stuff, 111 00:06:43,083 --> 00:06:46,365 the... the future corporate... ya know, 112 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,407 or just let the country music play. 113 00:06:48,417 --> 00:06:50,740 No music. No chatter. 114 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:52,250 Keep your mind on the driving. 115 00:06:59,750 --> 00:07:01,407 Big meeting today. 116 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:04,073 Nothing serious, just work, so... 117 00:07:04,083 --> 00:07:07,907 - Yeah. Couldn't sleep. - Yeah, me neither. 118 00:07:07,917 --> 00:07:11,115 Sometimes I thought I was asleep, and then I wasn't. I was weird. 119 00:07:11,125 --> 00:07:12,740 Well, you were snoring like a hog, so... 120 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:14,781 Yeah, well, my nasal strip fell off. 121 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:17,740 - What's this? - It's the pre-nup. 122 00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:19,740 Whoo-hoo-hoo! OK! 123 00:07:19,750 --> 00:07:21,830 - Ahh. Yeah. - Yeah? 124 00:07:21,841 --> 00:07:23,983 It means it's really happening. We're getting married. 125 00:07:23,994 --> 00:07:26,072 That is a very romantic way of looking at a pre-nup. 126 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:27,975 You know what? I am not even gonna look at that. 127 00:07:27,986 --> 00:07:30,400 - Just show me where to sign. - Tom, you have to look at it. 128 00:07:30,411 --> 00:07:32,324 No, listen, honestly, honey, I'm not from money, 129 00:07:32,334 --> 00:07:34,014 you're from money... I don't wanna look at it. 130 00:07:34,025 --> 00:07:36,115 Just... I hereby comply. 131 00:07:36,125 --> 00:07:38,157 I don't want you to comply. 132 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:40,531 That is not the basis for a healthy relationship. 133 00:07:40,541 --> 00:07:41,656 Fine. Fine. 134 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:43,157 As a gesture of my love to you, 135 00:07:43,167 --> 00:07:45,417 I will have my lawyer look at it. OK? 136 00:07:46,958 --> 00:07:48,115 But just so you know, 137 00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:50,375 in my head, I've already signed it. 138 00:07:51,666 --> 00:07:52,958 OK. 139 00:07:57,292 --> 00:07:58,375 How's it goin'? 140 00:08:04,583 --> 00:08:06,823 I hear your father's much better. 141 00:08:06,833 --> 00:08:09,282 Yup. Yup. 142 00:08:09,292 --> 00:08:10,299 So great. 143 00:08:12,875 --> 00:08:15,324 Just to say, though, down in the pig sty, 144 00:08:15,334 --> 00:08:17,199 we're all huge fans of your stuff. 145 00:08:17,209 --> 00:08:18,417 Innovation. 146 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,042 Thank you. 147 00:08:25,292 --> 00:08:27,490 Like, uh, like what? 148 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,781 Oh, everything. Data storage. 149 00:08:29,791 --> 00:08:32,968 The digital guys I know were all popping. 150 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,282 Not to sound cheap, but the whole breakfast cereals thing? 151 00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:38,948 Yeah, the Bertram muesli was off the hook. That shit was crazy. 152 00:08:38,958 --> 00:08:40,282 Were you involved in that? 153 00:08:40,292 --> 00:08:41,330 Yes. 154 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:45,365 Yes, I was. 155 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:48,668 So, I met the guy. Sylvester. 156 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:49,696 Sylvester? 157 00:08:49,707 --> 00:08:50,907 Did you use a fake name? 158 00:08:50,917 --> 00:08:53,740 Uh, I think Sylvester's his real name. 159 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:55,573 Who's called Sylvester? 160 00:08:55,583 --> 00:08:58,282 He's just, we pay him, he's normal, he's legit, 161 00:08:58,292 --> 00:08:59,948 he's on the record... he says it's easy. 162 00:08:59,958 --> 00:09:02,032 He's gonna shred this cruise problem away. 163 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,032 OK. Well, I'm worried. 164 00:09:04,042 --> 00:09:07,615 Did you know that after the Iranian revolution, 165 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:09,698 the students, they taped back together 166 00:09:09,708 --> 00:09:11,865 the shredded documents from the US embassy? 167 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:13,573 Did you know about that? 168 00:09:13,583 --> 00:09:16,531 Uh, he asked a lot about the digital deep clean, 169 00:09:16,541 --> 00:09:19,199 and I said that was good, emails and servers, 170 00:09:19,209 --> 00:09:21,199 nice and general, not specific. 171 00:09:21,209 --> 00:09:23,615 But, um, of course we'd wiped the specifics. 172 00:09:23,625 --> 00:09:25,240 Great. So how does this part work? 173 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,948 - OK. We shred... - Yeah? 174 00:09:26,958 --> 00:09:29,073 then some guys come in when we're quiet, 175 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:31,740 he suggests right away, tomorrow, Thanksgiving, 176 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:36,240 and, uh... they'll dispose of the unwanted materials. 177 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,032 We just need someone to shred 178 00:09:38,042 --> 00:09:41,282 and to sign out the materials from the document depository, 179 00:09:41,292 --> 00:09:43,823 and that name could... that's a name that could, uh, 180 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,167 draw some heat were things to go... bad. 181 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:51,365 Well, uh, I can't do it, 182 00:09:51,375 --> 00:09:53,073 obviously, Thanksgiving. 183 00:09:53,083 --> 00:09:54,907 Um, could you? 184 00:09:57,917 --> 00:09:59,073 I mean, I could, 185 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:01,740 it's just, it's, uh, you know, 186 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:03,531 the task in hand is a little... 187 00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:05,365 No, sure. Absolutely. 188 00:10:05,375 --> 00:10:07,157 You need someone you can trust, 189 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:10,365 but who is... not expendable... 190 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:12,157 - That would be horrible. - Oh, no. 191 00:10:12,167 --> 00:10:13,531 Sure. I get it. 192 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:15,615 Totally. Totally. 193 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,449 Yeah, it's not as if we'd be throwing someone under a bus. 194 00:10:18,459 --> 00:10:21,990 It's giving someone an opportunity to shine. 195 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,531 - Yeah? - Great. 196 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:25,541 Yeah. 197 00:10:29,083 --> 00:10:31,449 - Hey, buddy! What's up? - Hey, Tom. 198 00:10:31,459 --> 00:10:34,240 What's goin' on? Am I gonna see you in the office anytime soon? 199 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:36,157 Uh, not that soon, I'm actually driving... 200 00:10:36,167 --> 00:10:38,240 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What's your ETA? 201 00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:42,407 Uh, about 12 hours? I'm... I'm in Canada. 202 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:44,515 Excuse me? Canada? 203 00:10:44,526 --> 00:10:46,698 Canada with the healthcare and the ennui? 204 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,490 Why is that, cock-sock? 205 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:52,781 Um, I'm driving my grandpa down for Thanksgiving. 206 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:54,240 Oh, Greg, fuck your grandpa. 207 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:57,083 You're on speakerphone, Tom! 208 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:01,449 Well, I shouldn't be, Greg. 209 00:11:01,459 --> 00:11:05,781 I know... I... But I'm driving, so I can't, like... 210 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:07,865 So you are. You're still on it. 211 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:10,324 OK, Greg, so, um, hurry up, 212 00:11:10,334 --> 00:11:12,282 'cause I got a little job for you, and, uh, 213 00:11:12,292 --> 00:11:14,729 yeah, I'm being nice, 'cause I'm on speakerphone, 214 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,517 but if I wasn't on speakerphone I'd be being, 215 00:11:16,528 --> 00:11:17,877 shall we say, somewhat less agreeable? 216 00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:18,908 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 217 00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:20,375 All right. See ya. 218 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:23,615 So, yeah... It's good. 219 00:11:23,625 --> 00:11:25,656 It's rough and tumble. 220 00:11:25,666 --> 00:11:27,823 You know? He's, uh, 221 00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:29,823 I call him a dickie, too. 222 00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:33,240 He's pretty lonely, and... and afraid. I guess. 223 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,907 Come all the way up. 224 00:11:34,917 --> 00:11:36,365 - Fuck you. - Come all the way up. 225 00:11:36,375 --> 00:11:38,365 Let's go, come on! Up! 226 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,365 Ah, no! No... 227 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:42,115 Oh, my God, what the fuck! 228 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,824 I feel like I'm being pretty fuckin' clear 229 00:11:43,835 --> 00:11:45,865 I need a modicum of space every 24 hours. 230 00:11:45,875 --> 00:11:47,823 It's your brother. He absolutely insisted... 231 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,698 Is it true? About the coffee? 232 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,531 Uh, what, Dad? 233 00:11:51,541 --> 00:11:52,625 Can you give us a minute? 234 00:11:54,334 --> 00:11:57,282 Yeah, sure, he kept pouring, and it just went everywhere. 235 00:11:57,292 --> 00:12:00,032 - Like he didn't even see. - Jesus. He's not right. 236 00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:02,032 Local TV. Local news. 237 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:04,199 Here's a news story for you: 238 00:12:04,209 --> 00:12:07,119 Elderly local man doesn't realize he's getting butt-fucked by Google. 239 00:12:07,130 --> 00:12:10,280 I am not going back to Shanghai. I saved the company when he was sick. 240 00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,781 Did you hear the way he talked to me? 241 00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:13,615 That was his tone the entire time I was at the studio. 242 00:12:13,625 --> 00:12:15,531 Oh, dude, I know. So patronizing. 243 00:12:15,541 --> 00:12:17,240 Who knows how many people live in Indonesia? 244 00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,004 Who actually gives a shit? Fuck Indonesia. 245 00:12:19,015 --> 00:12:21,766 - Sounds like a medical condition. - One of us eventually takes over, 246 00:12:21,777 --> 00:12:24,740 - there's gonna be nothing left. - Like, how many people live in your ass? 247 00:12:24,750 --> 00:12:27,066 - Rip Van Fucking Asshole. - It's like the firm's being run 248 00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:28,573 by a compulsive hoarder. 249 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,531 It's this big old, ugly, spooky house, 250 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,282 and he's all caked up in the middle 251 00:12:33,292 --> 00:12:34,823 covered in fucking moldy newspapers 252 00:12:34,833 --> 00:12:36,407 with the local news blaring, 253 00:12:36,417 --> 00:12:38,823 feeding Wonder Bread to raccoons! 254 00:12:38,833 --> 00:12:41,407 Anyway, are you gonna do something? 255 00:12:41,417 --> 00:12:43,615 - I should. - Yeah, you should. 256 00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,407 And the only way he'll respect you 257 00:12:45,417 --> 00:12:47,157 is if you try to destroy him, because in your position, 258 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:49,449 that is exactly what he would try to do. 259 00:12:49,459 --> 00:12:52,407 Yeah. 260 00:12:52,417 --> 00:12:54,032 I can't do that. 261 00:12:54,042 --> 00:12:56,666 Well, obviously, so have fun in Shanghai. 262 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:02,656 Work's... Work's goin' OK, I would say, yup. 263 00:13:02,666 --> 00:13:04,531 Workin' hard. 264 00:13:04,541 --> 00:13:07,531 One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown 265 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:10,449 is the belief that one's "work" 266 00:13:10,459 --> 00:13:13,449 is ever so important. 267 00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,032 That's Bertrand Russell. 268 00:13:15,042 --> 00:13:17,407 Huh. Yes, indeed. 269 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:20,282 Yes... Yes to that. 270 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:23,032 Um, but I sometimes think, 271 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:26,449 and I... you know, I know you're very busy with the ranch 272 00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:28,781 and with you readings and your research, 273 00:13:28,791 --> 00:13:30,656 but I sometimes wonder if one day 274 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:33,823 you wouldn't be interested in, like... 275 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:37,407 giving up the seat on the board and just, like, chilling out, 276 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,823 like, just relaxing, you know? 277 00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:41,990 Life is nothing but a competition 278 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,990 to be the criminal rather than the victim. 279 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,365 Also Bertrand Russell. 280 00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:49,324 I don't have a Bertrand Russell quote, 281 00:13:49,334 --> 00:13:53,073 because I just... haven't even heard of him till now, 282 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:55,948 but, um, but I do have this one. 283 00:13:55,958 --> 00:13:57,958 Just puttin' it out there. 284 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,292 Good evening. 285 00:14:09,541 --> 00:14:10,907 How was it? 286 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:12,240 Ohh. Hi. 287 00:14:12,250 --> 00:14:14,541 - How do you feel? - Great. 288 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:17,740 I have some news. 289 00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:20,865 Ewan is definitely coming to Thanksgiving. 290 00:14:20,875 --> 00:14:23,157 Ewan? Bullshit. Why? 291 00:14:23,167 --> 00:14:26,324 Why? Well, because he asked and said he'd like to come, 292 00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:27,490 and I said yes. 293 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,032 You're a pretty good liar. 294 00:14:31,042 --> 00:14:33,865 It's not good to have rifts in the family. 295 00:14:33,875 --> 00:14:37,365 It's not a rift. He lives in Canada... and he's a prick. 296 00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:40,157 Uh-huh. And how long since you spoke? 297 00:14:40,167 --> 00:14:42,407 We send him a fuckin' birthday card, don't we? 298 00:14:42,417 --> 00:14:44,573 Not that I get any thanks. 299 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,781 Look, so, we both know you didn't come back 300 00:14:47,791 --> 00:14:49,615 out of love for my father. 301 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:54,449 I guess what I wanted to ask is, um... what's your plan? 302 00:14:54,459 --> 00:14:56,282 Ever hear of loyalty? 303 00:14:56,292 --> 00:14:59,032 Sure. Wasn't he one of the Seven Dwarfs? 304 00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:00,740 - Oh, boy. - No? 305 00:15:00,750 --> 00:15:03,073 Oh, he's a rapper. He was in Wu-Tang? 306 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,666 Fuck. Sorry, I gave everyone Thanksgiving off. 307 00:15:12,042 --> 00:15:13,292 Motherfucker. 308 00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:15,417 OK. 309 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,490 - Dad's not well. - No. 310 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:23,698 The... The business decisions, they're not cogent. 311 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,573 It's old man shit. 312 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:28,531 And, you know, in some ways that's his call, 313 00:15:28,541 --> 00:15:32,073 but, you know, he pissed on my fucking floor. 314 00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:35,449 What if that got out? No one wants to say it, 315 00:15:35,459 --> 00:15:39,615 but, uh. We can because... 316 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:42,365 basically we love him, but he's not OK. 317 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,449 What about he wakes up one night, 318 00:15:45,459 --> 00:15:48,615 fuckin' calls Bezos, 319 00:15:48,625 --> 00:15:51,615 and sells us out for a dollar? 320 00:15:51,625 --> 00:15:53,407 - I just... - Ken... 321 00:15:53,417 --> 00:15:55,698 I'm thinking about what's best. 322 00:15:55,708 --> 00:15:58,656 - I'm an old man. - He's sick, Frank. 323 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:01,531 Do you think the real Logan would want us to stand by 324 00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,167 and watch while he throws it all away? 325 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,490 Talk more. 326 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,240 Attaboy. 327 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,115 Happy Thanksgiving, Mom. 328 00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,083 Yeah, I know. Sorry. 329 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,375 Well, we'll see you Christmas. 330 00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,750 Or New Year's? 331 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:26,073 Maybe. Maybe. 332 00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,250 Uh, anyway, thanks for that. Yeah. Thanks. 333 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:33,324 No, no, no, I... I know. 334 00:16:33,334 --> 00:16:35,865 No, I understand, yeah. 335 00:16:35,875 --> 00:16:37,531 OK, I love you too. 336 00:16:37,541 --> 00:16:38,917 Bye. Bye. Bye-bye. 337 00:16:41,708 --> 00:16:44,459 - Is there a problem? - No, no, it's fine. 338 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:49,449 - What is it? - No, it's nothing. 339 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:51,990 It's just my... my lawyer was saying that... 340 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,240 You mean your mom says. 341 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:57,490 She's a highly respected attorney in the Twin Cities, Shiv. 342 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,781 Sure. So what does your mom say? 343 00:16:59,791 --> 00:17:03,583 She says that the pre-nup is a little, uh, unconscionable. 344 00:17:05,791 --> 00:17:07,365 - Uh-huh. - That's a legal term. 345 00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,740 I don't care. 346 00:17:09,750 --> 00:17:11,490 Fine. 347 00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:12,958 We can look it over. 348 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,490 OK. 349 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,365 Guess I just got Wamsgansed, huh? 350 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,666 What can I say? She's a hard-ass. 351 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:29,199 So, me, you, and Roman make three. 352 00:17:29,209 --> 00:17:31,531 That's three more for a majority. 353 00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,740 Ewan is never there, so he's not voting. 354 00:17:33,750 --> 00:17:35,490 Even if he did, he hates Dad. 355 00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:39,573 - What about Gerri? - Gerri. Dreaming. 356 00:17:39,583 --> 00:17:42,490 But I think, yeah, 357 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,490 if there's no Ewan, 358 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,240 - Fuck. - looking at the numbers... 359 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:47,365 yeah. 360 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:49,032 You know, Asha, 361 00:17:49,042 --> 00:17:51,823 Roman, Stewy, Lawrence. 362 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:55,573 If you could firm up a couple of doubters, yeah. 363 00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,740 It's... It's definitely possible. 364 00:17:57,750 --> 00:18:00,417 Has any CEO ever survived a successful vote of no confidence? 365 00:18:02,541 --> 00:18:05,365 You know, honestly, I think he might be looking for a way out. 366 00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:07,000 So are we doing this? 367 00:18:07,902 --> 00:18:10,240 Don't ask me. He's your father. 368 00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,334 I'd be doing it for him. 369 00:18:20,958 --> 00:18:23,240 Carla! 370 00:18:23,250 --> 00:18:25,282 Where do we keep the fucking coffee beans? 371 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:26,740 Didn't you give them the day off? 372 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,625 - Skeleton staff. - Oh. 373 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,948 A plane still carries parachutes even though it doesn't expect to go down. 374 00:18:52,958 --> 00:18:55,615 Honey, if this plane goes down, I don't even want a parachute. 375 00:18:55,625 --> 00:18:57,656 I want to perish on impact. I really would. 376 00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:00,073 - Happy Thanksgiving! - Happy Thanksgiving. 377 00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:02,032 How are you? 378 00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,199 - Good. - Ta-da. 379 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,449 Thank you. 380 00:19:04,459 --> 00:19:05,823 - Hi! - Hi! 381 00:19:05,833 --> 00:19:07,698 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy Thanksgiving. 382 00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:08,990 You look gorgeous. 383 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,948 - Have a drink. - Yeah. Right. 384 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,573 Oh, excuse me. 385 00:19:15,796 --> 00:19:17,199 Here we go. 386 00:19:17,209 --> 00:19:19,833 - Ewan. - Marcia. 387 00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,615 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Thank you. 388 00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,032 I'm so happy you came. 389 00:19:25,042 --> 00:19:28,490 He was asking for you when he was in the hospital. 390 00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,615 Yeah, well, must have been the drugs. 391 00:19:30,625 --> 00:19:32,573 I know he's tough, 392 00:19:32,583 --> 00:19:37,781 but you are a pair of noble stags who cannot stop fighting. 393 00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,990 Greg, thank you for driving him down. 394 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,990 Oh, absolute... Well, are you kiddin'? 395 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:47,490 It was nice to spend some quality hours with you, Gramps. 396 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,948 And how, may I ask, is Uncle Logan doing? 397 00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:52,073 - You know, still down. - Yeah? 398 00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:55,656 But Ewan, together, we cheer him, right? 399 00:19:55,666 --> 00:19:58,615 It's not up to me. Where's the bathroom? 400 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:05,199 Oh, my God. That is so strong. 401 00:20:05,209 --> 00:20:07,240 Mm-hmm. - It is? 402 00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,865 Oh, yeah. I don't smoke schwag. 403 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,573 You're gonna get really high. 404 00:20:11,583 --> 00:20:13,115 Oh, man. 405 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,823 No... No. 406 00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:16,990 Aw, shit. 407 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,032 "The Biggest Turkey." Look at this shit. 408 00:20:20,042 --> 00:20:22,948 Now they're saying it's gonna set a record for Thanksgiving box office. 409 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:25,740 Record? That's... that's great, right? 410 00:20:25,750 --> 00:20:28,042 I mean, that's ours. 411 00:20:35,209 --> 00:20:38,073 "The Biggest Turkey in the World"... it's not a good film, Greg. 412 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:40,407 When he was at the studio he tried to stop it, 413 00:20:40,417 --> 00:20:42,449 but he got overruled by the jerkies. 414 00:20:42,459 --> 00:20:44,407 Oh. Well, although, 415 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:47,407 it has made Roman and everyone more money. 416 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:49,324 That's not the point, Greg. 417 00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:50,990 No. No. Of course not. 418 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,240 There you are! 419 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,616 I need more booze. 420 00:20:54,627 --> 00:20:55,671 Hey. Thanks. 421 00:20:59,617 --> 00:21:02,283 - How was the trip? - Good, man. 422 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:03,907 I hear Grandpa Ewan's quite a character. 423 00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,865 Yeah. It was all right. 424 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:09,781 I mean, I eventually found an economics podcast he liked to shout at. 425 00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:11,199 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 426 00:21:11,209 --> 00:21:13,115 So listen, I actually need you 427 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,365 to go to the office today, is that cool? 428 00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,449 Can I go tomorrow? 'Cause I just drove down from Canada... 429 00:21:18,459 --> 00:21:21,282 - It has to be today. - Yeah. 430 00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:23,490 No one will be there, so... 431 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,948 - I know, I know. Exactly. - Yeah. 432 00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,531 Greg. You and I have had our bumps... 433 00:21:28,541 --> 00:21:29,948 Big-time. 434 00:21:29,958 --> 00:21:31,449 Greg. 435 00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:32,573 But really, 436 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,115 I just want you to trust me. 437 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:35,365 Yeah. 438 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,417 And I want to be able to trust you. 439 00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:41,823 What do you want me to do? 440 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:44,823 Has nothing to do with me, and... 441 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:46,791 we never even had this conversation. 442 00:21:48,791 --> 00:21:50,615 I'm gonna need more details, man, 443 00:21:50,625 --> 00:21:52,282 - because I'm... - All you have to... 444 00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:54,907 Listen to me. All you have to do is go to the office, 445 00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:57,656 sign out some boxes, do a little bit of shredding, 446 00:21:57,666 --> 00:21:59,449 - meet some lovely guys... - What? 447 00:21:59,459 --> 00:22:01,573 - Is this the thing? - Greg? Yeah. 448 00:22:01,583 --> 00:22:03,282 Don't make it a big deal, Greg. 449 00:22:03,292 --> 00:22:05,615 Not a big deal, Greg. 450 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,365 A chimp could do it. 451 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,324 Little chimpanzee. 452 00:22:12,917 --> 00:22:14,698 - Hi. - Connor. 453 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,907 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Thank you. 454 00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:18,490 - This is... - Yes. Willa. 455 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:20,823 I heard you were coming, but I didn't believe it. 456 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:22,449 Happy Thanksgiving. 457 00:22:22,459 --> 00:22:24,698 I hear this is Logan's favorite. 458 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:25,865 - Thank you. - Yeah. 459 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,490 More. Excuse me. 460 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,115 Gerri. 461 00:22:29,125 --> 00:22:30,449 Right over here. 462 00:22:30,459 --> 00:22:32,407 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Thank you. 463 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:35,282 Oh! Arnaud Lahrer. J'adore! Merci beaucoup. 464 00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:37,407 He brought her to Thanksgiving? 465 00:22:37,417 --> 00:22:39,324 Do you think she charges overtime for holidays? 466 00:22:39,334 --> 00:22:41,490 It's not cool. Like, one day that's a story. 467 00:22:41,500 --> 00:22:42,531 Oh, no. 468 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:43,865 - You know that. - I know. 469 00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:45,444 Why'd they bring cranberry sauce too? 470 00:22:45,455 --> 00:22:47,698 Oh, yeah, forget it. You can't get him anything. 471 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:50,324 Last Christmas I thought I'd had an idea, 472 00:22:50,334 --> 00:22:51,948 new General MacArthur bio? 473 00:22:51,958 --> 00:22:53,365 He got, like, seven copies. 474 00:22:53,375 --> 00:22:55,948 Can I have some canapés? 475 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,656 Good luck. 476 00:22:57,666 --> 00:22:59,615 Yeah. 477 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:06,740 What the fuck is Ewan doing here? 478 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:09,032 That is the question. 479 00:23:09,042 --> 00:23:11,573 That would fuck your numbers. 480 00:23:11,583 --> 00:23:13,490 Whose idea was it? 481 00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:15,698 Marcia's. 482 00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:17,365 I think. 483 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,449 Your dad's... 484 00:23:19,459 --> 00:23:22,157 suddenly all about changing the trust, 485 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:26,032 she invites me and Gerri to Thanksgiving... 486 00:23:26,042 --> 00:23:29,282 And lures Uncle Sasquatch out of hiding. 487 00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:32,000 Gotta tip your chapeau to that shit. 488 00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:36,407 Uncle Ewan. 489 00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:37,990 It's good to see you. 490 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,823 It's been too long. 491 00:23:39,833 --> 00:23:41,250 Hmm. Likewise. 492 00:23:43,125 --> 00:23:45,240 So, um, where is he? 493 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:48,240 Uh, he's resting, I guess. 494 00:23:48,250 --> 00:23:51,449 I drove 500 miles, and he can't come downstairs? 495 00:23:51,459 --> 00:23:53,292 I guess he's still pretty sick. So... 496 00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,907 I mean, he's up and about, but, uh... 497 00:23:56,917 --> 00:24:01,490 he's... he's not really quite his old self. 498 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:02,958 He's actually... 499 00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,948 No, I shouldn't say it. 500 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:09,073 He's actually acting kind of strange. 501 00:24:09,083 --> 00:24:11,531 Like inviting me to Thanksgiving. 502 00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,250 Exactly. 503 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:19,157 So, how's it goin'? 504 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:22,948 So sorry to hear about your woman, Shiv. 505 00:24:22,958 --> 00:24:24,490 - You mean Joyce? - Mm-hmm. 506 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:27,407 No, she won, Grace. She's a US senator. 507 00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:29,282 No, I don't think so, because I... 508 00:24:29,292 --> 00:24:30,740 I'm pretty sure. 509 00:24:30,750 --> 00:24:32,240 I was there. 510 00:24:32,250 --> 00:24:33,907 I mean, I was up for 72 hours. 511 00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:35,656 It was kind of a big deal for me. 512 00:24:35,666 --> 00:24:37,531 I've been asked to be senior advisor. 513 00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:40,449 Oh, well, congratulations. 514 00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:41,740 Thanks. 515 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:43,115 - No. - You did a great job 516 00:24:43,125 --> 00:24:46,365 because she was really quite unlikeable. 517 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,324 It's true. 518 00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:49,865 I never liked her. 519 00:24:51,334 --> 00:24:53,407 Why is that? 520 00:24:53,417 --> 00:24:55,656 I guess she's kind of, you know, 521 00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:58,573 she's kind of... kind of phony? 522 00:24:58,583 --> 00:24:59,990 Kind of scary? 523 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,573 She wanted to take all my lovely money. 524 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,948 Right. So too fake and too real. 525 00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:14,531 I guess she just comes off as a kind of a... bitch. 526 00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:19,199 But, like, you must get that a lot. 527 00:25:19,209 --> 00:25:22,990 Yeah. You know, not usually from family, 528 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,324 at Thanksgiving. 529 00:25:27,708 --> 00:25:29,656 - Amir. - Maman. 530 00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:31,907 - Finalement. - Veillez excuser mon retard. 531 00:25:31,917 --> 00:25:33,698 Je suis content que tu sois là. 532 00:25:33,708 --> 00:25:37,490 - Who's that? - I think it's Marcia's son. 533 00:25:39,417 --> 00:25:42,073 - And who's that? - With Connor? 534 00:25:42,083 --> 00:25:45,365 That is his whore. 535 00:25:45,375 --> 00:25:47,032 The woman talking about theater? 536 00:25:47,042 --> 00:25:49,531 Does he know? 537 00:25:49,541 --> 00:25:52,157 Of course. He pays her to suck his cock. 538 00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,531 No. No way. 539 00:25:53,541 --> 00:25:55,823 I actually introduced them a few years ago 540 00:25:55,833 --> 00:25:57,573 when she on that hot 541 00:25:57,583 --> 00:26:00,823 party-girl-who-wouldn't-look- twice-at-you/hooker borderline. 542 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:02,865 She's cute. I mean, pretty. 543 00:26:02,875 --> 00:26:05,823 - Here she... Here she comes. - OK, soldier, ready? 544 00:26:05,833 --> 00:26:07,324 Just gettin' the deets. 545 00:26:07,334 --> 00:26:08,865 - Copy. - Hi. 546 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:11,365 - Happy Thanksgiving. - Happy thanksgiving. 547 00:26:11,375 --> 00:26:13,240 This is my cousin Greg. 548 00:26:13,250 --> 00:26:14,948 He is very excited to meet you. 549 00:26:14,958 --> 00:26:16,042 Excuse me. 550 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:21,666 - H-Hi. - Hi. 551 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,760 Happy Thanksgiving. 552 00:26:25,771 --> 00:26:26,875 Yeah. 553 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,449 Yes. 554 00:26:29,459 --> 00:26:31,324 I'm sorry, did I interrupt something, or... 555 00:26:31,334 --> 00:26:33,324 No, no, uh, no. We were just... 556 00:26:33,334 --> 00:26:34,907 We weren't talking about anything, 557 00:26:34,917 --> 00:26:37,823 we were talking about, uh, theater. 558 00:26:37,833 --> 00:26:40,240 Oh! Do you like theater? 559 00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:43,282 No. No, not... Not... Not really. 560 00:26:43,292 --> 00:26:47,573 I mean, I haven't seen a lot, but of the stuff I've seen, not really. 561 00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:49,865 OK. We don't have to talk about theater. 562 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:52,740 - No, good. - OK. 563 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,990 - Oh, well, here's a question. - Hmm? 564 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:59,948 Uh.... would you rather be trapped in a swimming pool with a shark 565 00:26:59,958 --> 00:27:02,625 or in a cage with a tiger? 566 00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:10,865 Um... maybe a swimming pool with a shark. And you? 567 00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,157 - Yeah. Same. - Right? 568 00:27:13,167 --> 00:27:15,449 Like, yeah, totally. 569 00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,531 'Cause you can punch a shark right in the nose... 570 00:27:17,541 --> 00:27:19,781 Come on, Kemo Sabe. Come on. 571 00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:21,417 - Now? - Now. Come on. 572 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:24,583 Bye. 573 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:28,199 Hey, man. Hey. 574 00:27:28,209 --> 00:27:30,907 Great handshake. Firm. Handshake buddies. 575 00:27:30,917 --> 00:27:32,583 OK, you. OK. 576 00:27:37,167 --> 00:27:41,324 These are the file numbers, and this is the room number. 577 00:27:41,334 --> 00:27:43,740 - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. - Good? 578 00:27:43,750 --> 00:27:46,573 - Mm-hmm. - OK. 579 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:52,907 I hate the jokes, I hate the atmosphere, 580 00:27:52,917 --> 00:27:57,240 and I've been thinking, and I have an idea. 581 00:27:57,250 --> 00:28:01,157 You're such a great person... 582 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:05,531 such a great... writer/producer, 583 00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:08,199 I want to help you with your career. 584 00:28:08,209 --> 00:28:11,324 And the financial aspect of this isn't even a concern. 585 00:28:11,334 --> 00:28:12,990 I can fund your work. And then... 586 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,698 - OK, how do you mean? - I mean... 587 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:18,073 I'd like us... 588 00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:21,365 to be kind of... 589 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:22,375 exclusive? 590 00:28:24,459 --> 00:28:28,199 Uh, that way you could stop... 591 00:28:28,209 --> 00:28:30,282 hanging out with other people 592 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:32,656 and you'd have more free time. 593 00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:34,531 For the theater. 594 00:28:34,541 --> 00:28:36,449 What do you think? 595 00:28:36,459 --> 00:28:39,324 I mean, it's obviously intriguing. 596 00:28:39,334 --> 00:28:41,865 If you wanted, you could live with me in New Mexico... 597 00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:44,199 - No. - Of course, I mean, 598 00:28:44,209 --> 00:28:46,199 you know, it's only like a four-hour flight... 599 00:28:46,209 --> 00:28:48,157 I need to be in the city for my work. 600 00:28:48,167 --> 00:28:49,615 Well, that can work too. 601 00:28:49,625 --> 00:28:51,865 - We can discuss the details. - Yeah. 602 00:28:51,875 --> 00:28:56,407 It's just so great that you're open to this... 603 00:28:56,417 --> 00:29:00,698 uh, this.... this opportunity... 604 00:29:00,708 --> 00:29:02,324 - for progression. - Yeah. 605 00:29:02,334 --> 00:29:04,073 It's intriguing. Isn't it? 606 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:06,073 Slap my face. 607 00:29:06,083 --> 00:29:08,531 - Slap you? - Yeah, slap my face. 608 00:29:08,541 --> 00:29:11,490 Ooh, you're the best girlfriend in the world. 609 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,407 Give me a kiss, give me a kiss. 610 00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:14,865 Happy Thanksgiving. 611 00:29:14,875 --> 00:29:17,042 Thank you. Happy Thanksgiving. 612 00:29:22,209 --> 00:29:23,417 Oh, thank you. 613 00:29:28,292 --> 00:29:30,240 You OK? 614 00:29:30,250 --> 00:29:32,083 Yeah. Yeah. 615 00:29:33,375 --> 00:29:34,990 Hey. 616 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,541 Look who's here. 617 00:29:41,167 --> 00:29:43,875 Well... Ewan. 618 00:29:46,042 --> 00:29:47,449 Logan. 619 00:29:47,459 --> 00:29:49,573 How was the journey? 620 00:29:49,583 --> 00:29:52,282 Incredibly long. 621 00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:54,449 You look terrible. 622 00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:55,907 Haggard. 623 00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:57,708 Thank you. 624 00:29:59,292 --> 00:30:01,573 Yes... 625 00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:04,740 I have been... 626 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:06,740 incredibly unwell. 627 00:30:06,750 --> 00:30:09,781 - Hmm. - All right, everyone. 628 00:30:09,791 --> 00:30:11,073 Food is ready. 629 00:30:11,083 --> 00:30:12,090 Please. 630 00:30:44,167 --> 00:30:45,740 What's up? 631 00:30:45,750 --> 00:30:49,115 Uh, these are the boxes I need. 632 00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:50,375 OK. Pass? 633 00:30:58,666 --> 00:31:00,490 And you, presume... 634 00:31:00,500 --> 00:31:02,199 presumably, you keep that, 635 00:31:02,209 --> 00:31:05,032 like, that record of who got what, when? 636 00:31:05,042 --> 00:31:07,032 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 637 00:31:07,042 --> 00:31:09,781 Where does that r... that, like, record go? 638 00:31:09,791 --> 00:31:11,948 It goes in this book. 639 00:31:11,958 --> 00:31:14,073 Cool. Great. 640 00:31:14,083 --> 00:31:16,115 Who cares, right? 641 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:18,490 Uh, yeah, I was just asking 'cause... 642 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,032 just in terms of like sharing it with third parties, 643 00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:24,157 I like to keep... keep my data pretty tight. 644 00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:27,292 Thanks, ma... Thanks, man. 645 00:31:31,875 --> 00:31:35,698 Again, welcome, everybody. 646 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:37,240 Please go ahead. 647 00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,948 We're eating family-style. 648 00:31:38,958 --> 00:31:42,365 Oh, family style. What, almost like we're a family. 649 00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:45,527 OK. 650 00:31:45,538 --> 00:31:46,572 All right. 651 00:31:46,583 --> 00:31:48,282 Cross intersection. 652 00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:50,490 Serve yourself. 653 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:53,573 - Thank you. - Is that what families do? 654 00:31:53,583 --> 00:31:56,907 - No. No. - Yeah. 655 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:07,240 OK, Pa. Nicely done. 656 00:32:07,250 --> 00:32:09,666 Yeah. 657 00:32:19,334 --> 00:32:20,865 So, Ewan... 658 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:23,032 how's the ranch? 659 00:32:23,042 --> 00:32:26,948 Why don't you come up sometime? See for yourself. 660 00:32:26,958 --> 00:32:29,750 Thank you, Ewan. What a kind invitation. 661 00:32:31,541 --> 00:32:35,656 Hi! Hi. Sorry we're late. 662 00:32:35,666 --> 00:32:37,698 Happy Thanksgiving. 663 00:32:37,708 --> 00:32:39,573 Hey. 664 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:42,032 Hi. Happy Thanksgiving. Sorry, we're on the Turkey Trail. 665 00:32:42,042 --> 00:32:43,698 - You're late. - Hi. 666 00:32:43,708 --> 00:32:45,199 - Hey. - Where's Iverson? 667 00:32:45,209 --> 00:32:48,324 He's... He's... He's, um... 668 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:49,865 He's just in the other room. 669 00:32:49,875 --> 00:32:52,449 He's... He's just having a moment. 670 00:32:52,459 --> 00:32:53,948 - Sorry, guys. - Mmm. 671 00:32:53,958 --> 00:32:56,615 - I'll go sit with him. - No, it's fine. I will. 672 00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:58,823 Don't go there! Hey! 673 00:32:58,833 --> 00:33:00,531 Get him in here. 674 00:33:00,541 --> 00:33:02,948 He has to do as he's told. 675 00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:06,282 He just needs some time, because transitions 676 00:33:06,292 --> 00:33:07,990 - are difficult. - Maybe we should just... 677 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:09,656 Oh. Transitions are difficult. 678 00:33:09,666 --> 00:33:11,073 Are you kidding me? 679 00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:13,115 Did you know that transitions were difficult? 680 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,948 I did know that transitions were difficult. 681 00:33:15,958 --> 00:33:17,781 Cheers, everybody! 682 00:33:17,791 --> 00:33:19,318 Did you have transition difficulties? 683 00:33:19,329 --> 00:33:20,990 Cheers. 684 00:33:24,625 --> 00:33:27,698 Why are you calling me? Do not call me. Is there a problem? 685 00:33:27,708 --> 00:33:29,948 Don't tell me anything. Your phone shouldn't even be on. 686 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:33,823 I signed at the depository for the document crates, 687 00:33:33,833 --> 00:33:36,740 and, uh, I'm in the room, Tom, is that OK? 688 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:39,115 - Well, you know what to do. - But is it OK? Because... 689 00:33:39,125 --> 00:33:42,490 this feels like a Watergate sort of scenario, 690 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:44,656 and I never studied that specifically, 691 00:33:44,666 --> 00:33:48,282 but I feel like, um, I'm correct in saying they all got fucked. 692 00:33:48,292 --> 00:33:50,282 Of course it's OK, Greg! 693 00:33:50,292 --> 00:33:52,073 It's OK. It's a job. 694 00:33:52,083 --> 00:33:54,656 Shooting bolts into cows' heads is a job, 695 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:56,907 but it's not how I want to spend my Thanksgiving. 696 00:33:56,917 --> 00:33:59,240 Ya know? 697 00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:00,666 Hello? 698 00:34:04,541 --> 00:34:07,157 Man... 699 00:34:07,167 --> 00:34:08,583 your dad. 700 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:11,032 Fuck off. 701 00:34:11,042 --> 00:34:12,531 Yeah, I know. 702 00:34:12,541 --> 00:34:14,990 I guess he had it pretty rough. 703 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:17,199 Different generation. 704 00:34:17,209 --> 00:34:20,157 OK, you know what? You go back in. I got this. 705 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:23,157 - I'm sure it's my fault anyway. - I wasn't saying that, Rava. 706 00:34:23,167 --> 00:34:25,199 I was just s... 707 00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:29,990 I was just saying maybe he would like to feel where the line is sometimes. 708 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,573 - Wow. - Come on. Guys? 709 00:34:32,583 --> 00:34:34,531 Your food will get cold. 710 00:34:34,541 --> 00:34:36,449 - Got it. - Coming. 711 00:34:36,459 --> 00:34:38,625 ♪ This saves the day ♪ 712 00:34:41,209 --> 00:34:44,282 ♪ This saves the day, the other goes away ♪ 713 00:34:44,292 --> 00:34:47,490 ♪ This saves the day, the other goes away ♪ 714 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:51,032 ♪ This saves the day, the other goes away ♪ 715 00:34:54,083 --> 00:34:57,073 ♪ Saves the day, the other goes away ♪ 716 00:34:57,083 --> 00:35:00,032 ♪ Saves the day, the other goes away ♪ 717 00:35:01,750 --> 00:35:04,157 ♪ Greg is choppin' it up ♪ 718 00:35:04,167 --> 00:35:07,583 ♪ Greg is choppin' it up, Greg is choppin' it up ♪ 719 00:35:16,791 --> 00:35:19,083 ♪ This saves the day ♪ 720 00:35:20,459 --> 00:35:22,708 ♪ The other goes away ♪ 721 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:26,698 ♪ This saves the day ♪ 722 00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:28,990 And are they expensive? 723 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,948 Varies. 724 00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:33,490 This. Hm, here. 725 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,615 This is a Victoria Cross. 726 00:35:35,625 --> 00:35:39,449 Rome, you should do something like this. It's nice to have a hobby. 727 00:35:39,459 --> 00:35:41,365 - I got a hobby. - Killing hobos 728 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:42,531 isn't a hobby. 729 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:43,573 Pretty. 730 00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:45,449 And this... 731 00:35:45,459 --> 00:35:49,948 is a World War I 16th Infantry Canadian medal. 732 00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:53,157 - Wow. - Of course, 733 00:35:53,167 --> 00:35:57,324 the Assyrians wore medals before the Romans. 734 00:35:57,334 --> 00:35:59,490 But this... is Roman. 735 00:35:59,500 --> 00:36:02,324 And, excuse my ignorance, but did you win any of these? 736 00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:03,656 Of course not. 737 00:36:03,666 --> 00:36:05,209 He never served. 738 00:36:06,334 --> 00:36:08,115 - Is it OK if I... - Oh! 739 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:10,073 - Maybe don't touch. - OK. 740 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:12,531 This one did cost rather a lot. 741 00:36:12,541 --> 00:36:17,157 Not as much as it cost the man who won it. 742 00:36:17,167 --> 00:36:19,990 I collect 'em... out of respect. 743 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,823 Sure you do. 744 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:24,656 You know, 50 years ago 745 00:36:24,666 --> 00:36:27,990 he volunteered for a war just to impress the town slut. 746 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,990 And now, no one... no one... ever hears the end of it. 747 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:35,615 I thought Canadians only fought on the ice. 748 00:36:35,625 --> 00:36:39,115 30,000 Canadians fought communism in Vietnam. 749 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,032 Oh, yeah, 750 00:36:41,042 --> 00:36:43,199 thank you, thank you, thank you. 751 00:36:43,209 --> 00:36:45,781 What do you want, huh? A medal? 752 00:36:45,791 --> 00:36:48,531 - To keep us free. - What? 753 00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:51,615 Viet Cong come up your drainpipe in Ottawa, did they? 754 00:36:51,625 --> 00:36:53,531 Free to spew your poison. 755 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:57,365 Carnival barker for all the wars we really didn't need. 756 00:36:57,375 --> 00:36:58,990 Did you even fire a gun? 757 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,032 Didn't you end up doing KP duty? 758 00:37:01,042 --> 00:37:02,781 Oh, please, come on. 759 00:37:02,791 --> 00:37:04,032 They should send you the bodies. 760 00:37:04,042 --> 00:37:06,115 Bear any burden. Stir any gumbo. 761 00:37:06,125 --> 00:37:08,073 I don't have any of your channels at my house. 762 00:37:08,083 --> 00:37:09,324 Oh, I see them... 763 00:37:09,334 --> 00:37:11,531 at the place I go for noodles. 764 00:37:11,541 --> 00:37:13,948 They have 'em on. 765 00:37:13,958 --> 00:37:15,407 And I'm embarrassed. 766 00:37:15,417 --> 00:37:18,115 Bullshit. 767 00:37:18,125 --> 00:37:20,656 You don't have 'em because you're bitter. 768 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:21,781 Global warming? 769 00:37:21,791 --> 00:37:23,365 Climate change? 770 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:25,157 The blood of millions on your hands? 771 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:28,157 To get your fuckin' nut, Captain Cautious. 772 00:37:28,167 --> 00:37:30,324 Everything isn't about money, Logan. 773 00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:32,449 - Oh... - Have you ever heard of ethics? 774 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:35,115 Uh-huh. You ever heard of a begging letter? 775 00:37:35,125 --> 00:37:38,157 One miserable letter. 776 00:37:38,167 --> 00:37:42,656 I got a thousand acres... you got the rest of the world. 777 00:37:42,666 --> 00:37:44,449 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 778 00:37:44,459 --> 00:37:46,365 Big man. Big brother. 779 00:37:46,375 --> 00:37:50,032 Wouldn't eat a fuckin' blueberry until it had been weighed 780 00:37:50,042 --> 00:37:52,365 and written in the ledger, little Miss Prim! 781 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:54,282 You don't know who I am. 782 00:37:54,292 --> 00:37:57,157 And you are not the arbiter of the truth. 783 00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:58,917 Oh, yeah, yeah, heard it all before. 784 00:38:01,250 --> 00:38:03,948 I was told that you were ready to apologize. 785 00:38:03,958 --> 00:38:05,334 For what?! 786 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:13,750 You're all liars. 787 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:18,115 You lied to me. 788 00:38:18,125 --> 00:38:20,334 And you humiliated me. 789 00:38:25,833 --> 00:38:28,199 But other than that, you had a nice time? 790 00:38:28,209 --> 00:38:30,531 - Go fuck yourself. - Whoa. 791 00:38:30,541 --> 00:38:34,125 I don't understand why we don't invite him every year. 792 00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,250 Your idea. 793 00:39:15,666 --> 00:39:17,167 How's it going? 794 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:24,656 That's... a bunch of corporate materials... headin' for an extra shreddin'. 795 00:39:24,666 --> 00:39:26,125 That's it. 796 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:33,042 All right, thank you. Thank you. 797 00:39:35,500 --> 00:39:37,708 Not supposed to talk, I guess. 798 00:39:42,708 --> 00:39:46,531 - Hey. - I knew this was a mistake. 799 00:39:46,541 --> 00:39:49,740 - I'm going home. - Can we talk? 800 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:51,907 Uncle Ewan? 801 00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:54,573 There's nothing to talk about it. 802 00:39:54,583 --> 00:39:55,948 He's a liar. 803 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:57,615 He thinks he's telling the truth. 804 00:39:57,625 --> 00:39:59,990 - It's goddamn infuriating. - Yup. Yup. 805 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,615 The only thing I ever got from him was a mouthful of garbage. 806 00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:04,698 He's... He's tough. He is tough. 807 00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:07,490 You'd have thought nearly dying might have changed him. 808 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:09,490 Well, I think he has changed. 809 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:12,240 I don't think he's himself at the moment. 810 00:40:12,250 --> 00:40:14,948 Like he's a lot sicker than he's letting on. 811 00:40:14,958 --> 00:40:18,115 - Uh-huh. - He's erratic, 812 00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:20,407 he's making bad decisions... 813 00:40:20,417 --> 00:40:24,490 if he's not careful, he's gonna destroy the company. 814 00:40:24,500 --> 00:40:26,449 And you have a plan? 815 00:40:26,459 --> 00:40:28,750 Well, I'm considering. 816 00:40:35,625 --> 00:40:37,334 OK, look. 817 00:40:40,583 --> 00:40:42,365 I never got a chance to know you, 818 00:40:42,375 --> 00:40:45,615 but I always liked you. OK? 819 00:40:45,625 --> 00:40:47,490 I'm gonna say something now. 820 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:50,073 I'm putting my prick on the third rail here, 821 00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:53,157 but at the next board meeting, 822 00:40:53,167 --> 00:40:55,791 there's going to be a vote of no confidence. 823 00:40:59,375 --> 00:41:00,375 So... 824 00:41:04,125 --> 00:41:07,324 I mean, do you have confidence in him? 825 00:41:07,334 --> 00:41:10,199 My brother's an ex-Scot... 826 00:41:10,209 --> 00:41:13,625 an ex-Canadian, an ex-human being. 827 00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:16,500 But he's still my brother. 828 00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:20,449 Uncle Ewan, w-where are you... 829 00:41:20,459 --> 00:41:22,865 OK. No, I... I get that. 830 00:41:22,875 --> 00:41:26,073 So do you think it's gonna be OK? 831 00:41:26,083 --> 00:41:29,250 Oh, yeah, this was in no way our worst Thanksgiving. 832 00:41:31,292 --> 00:41:34,324 So apparently, um, your lawyer's talking to my lawyer. 833 00:41:34,334 --> 00:41:36,573 - You mean your mom. - Yeah. 834 00:41:36,583 --> 00:41:41,573 She's got all excited about tiered share option tie-ins for my sperm count, 835 00:41:41,583 --> 00:41:44,324 and I'm goin', "No, no, no." 836 00:41:44,334 --> 00:41:48,490 But she did notice that re: infidelities, there's no clause for that. 837 00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,907 Yeah. We don't need to do that. 838 00:41:49,917 --> 00:41:51,490 No. 'Cause that's not gonna happen. 839 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,490 Right. And if it does, we're both grown-ups. 840 00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,573 - So... - Yes. 841 00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:57,990 Meaning? 842 00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,698 Well, I mean, 843 00:41:59,708 --> 00:42:01,282 nothing's gonna happen, 844 00:42:01,292 --> 00:42:03,292 but, you know, things happen with travel, so... 845 00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:08,073 Yeah, I... I don't travel that much. 846 00:42:08,083 --> 00:42:12,365 Yeah, but... the point is, shit happens. 847 00:42:12,375 --> 00:42:16,073 - Does shit happen? - No. No, not to us. 848 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:17,990 No, but, yes, shit happens, 849 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:21,865 that's why we have the expression "shit happens." 850 00:42:21,875 --> 00:42:24,073 - Yeah. - Tom... 851 00:42:24,083 --> 00:42:28,449 I have not cheated on you. Because I love you. 852 00:42:28,459 --> 00:42:30,000 OK. Thanks. 853 00:42:34,209 --> 00:42:36,615 I believe her. 854 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:38,573 Do you believe her? 855 00:42:38,583 --> 00:42:41,199 Although she does coach professional liars for a living, 856 00:42:41,209 --> 00:42:43,250 so you do have to factor that in. 857 00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:51,407 I just... I just wanna say 858 00:42:51,417 --> 00:42:52,833 that, um... 859 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,907 I... I would really appreciate it if... 860 00:42:57,917 --> 00:42:59,990 You know, I was only... 861 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,073 kicking some notions around, 862 00:43:02,083 --> 00:43:05,240 - and nothing is set, so... - Excuse me. 863 00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,116 I really don't think we have to make a whole... 864 00:43:09,209 --> 00:43:11,948 I... I just want what's best for him. 865 00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:14,365 Uh-huh. Of course. 866 00:43:14,375 --> 00:43:15,990 The good son. 867 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,083 It's brilliant. 868 00:43:30,375 --> 00:43:33,042 I, uh... forgot my stick. 869 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:38,948 We're leaving. 870 00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:41,240 - Wh-What? - Come on, Greg. 871 00:43:41,250 --> 00:43:44,199 It's just, I only just got here again, 872 00:43:44,209 --> 00:43:46,365 and I'm... 873 00:43:46,375 --> 00:43:48,365 Tomorrow's... I'm kinda busy, 874 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:51,240 like, I have a lot... stuff... work... to do here. 875 00:43:51,250 --> 00:43:52,958 Like, I'm pretty important here. 876 00:43:54,167 --> 00:43:56,199 I'm starving, too. Like... 877 00:43:56,209 --> 00:43:58,740 How am I supposed to get home? 878 00:43:58,750 --> 00:44:00,115 Uber. 879 00:44:00,125 --> 00:44:02,865 We can call one of our guys. That's no problem. 880 00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:05,240 OK. Great. Yeah. 881 00:44:05,250 --> 00:44:08,449 This whole family is a nest of vipers. 882 00:44:08,459 --> 00:44:10,865 They'll wrap themselves around you 883 00:44:10,875 --> 00:44:14,073 and they'll suffocate you. 884 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:15,833 I'm pretty sure... 885 00:44:19,417 --> 00:44:22,365 I'm pretty sure that's boa constrictors. 886 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:24,324 OK, you. 887 00:44:24,334 --> 00:44:26,583 Enough. Get in there. 888 00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:30,781 - Now! - Logan. We... 889 00:44:30,791 --> 00:44:32,042 Iverson. 890 00:44:33,666 --> 00:44:34,823 See? 891 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:36,865 Thank you. Thank you for the support. 892 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,042 That's great. 893 00:44:45,708 --> 00:44:47,115 Don't even. 894 00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:00,365 What are you doing? Who put this on? 895 00:45:00,375 --> 00:45:01,865 Gracie. 896 00:45:01,875 --> 00:45:03,865 And why are you laughing? 897 00:45:03,875 --> 00:45:07,073 The big turkey just ate the family's corn. 898 00:45:07,083 --> 00:45:09,032 And you think that would actually happen? 899 00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:11,823 A turkey of that magnitude in the backyard, 900 00:45:11,833 --> 00:45:14,167 and the parents don't notice? How is that possible? 901 00:45:15,541 --> 00:45:16,990 Exactly. 902 00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,615 You've gotta hide! 903 00:45:18,625 --> 00:45:20,573 Grace, can I... 904 00:45:20,583 --> 00:45:23,199 OK. Excuse me. I'll be back. 905 00:45:23,209 --> 00:45:25,823 Well, enjoy your movie, kids. 906 00:45:25,833 --> 00:45:29,032 He probably just got in... ♪ troub-le ♪ 907 00:45:29,042 --> 00:45:31,449 - Oh, my God. - What the fuck, Grace? 908 00:45:31,459 --> 00:45:35,282 It was just there, and I... It's actually pretty good. 909 00:45:35,292 --> 00:45:38,407 Oh, it's good? It is? Really? Oh, I didn't know that. It's good. 910 00:45:38,417 --> 00:45:40,490 - Is it really? It's good? - Yeah. 911 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:42,907 OK, well, then clearly we have irreconcilable differences, 912 00:45:42,917 --> 00:45:44,073 so we need to have a talk. 913 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:46,073 - What talk? - What talk? 914 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,615 I'm not in a place right now 915 00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:49,573 where I can blah, it's not you, 916 00:45:49,583 --> 00:45:52,032 it's blah, I'll always care for blah, 917 00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:53,866 please leave those pics of my cock and blahs, 918 00:45:53,877 --> 00:45:55,907 blah blah blah blah blah. That fuckin' talk. 919 00:45:55,917 --> 00:45:58,740 Oh, OK, you wanna talk about how we only fuck once every six months? 920 00:45:58,750 --> 00:46:01,240 - Fuck you. You got plenty. - You don't wanna talk about that? 921 00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,573 That's not fun to talk about? 922 00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:04,490 Just did. Shut up. Fuck you. 923 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:06,324 - Watch your movie. - Fuck you. 924 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:22,115 Hey. All good? 925 00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:24,615 - All done. - I don't wanna know, 926 00:46:24,625 --> 00:46:27,449 and don't ever tell me, 927 00:46:27,459 --> 00:46:29,948 but well done. 928 00:46:29,958 --> 00:46:31,698 Welcome to the family. 929 00:46:33,209 --> 00:46:35,907 OK, everyone. 930 00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:38,032 Ready for pie? 931 00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:40,791 - Yum. - Please. 932 00:46:48,917 --> 00:46:51,199 And if by some chance 933 00:46:51,209 --> 00:46:54,449 that bear pushes me off the roof, 934 00:46:54,459 --> 00:46:56,531 I'm gonna shoot that fuckin' dog. 935 00:46:58,292 --> 00:47:00,032 - So you shot it? - What? 936 00:47:00,042 --> 00:47:02,674 - So you shot it? - It was a joke. 937 00:47:02,685 --> 00:47:04,615 - It's not an anecdote. - You missed the beginning. 938 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,324 I didn't hear the first part, yeah. 939 00:47:06,334 --> 00:47:09,073 - You didn't need to. - Nobody did. 940 00:47:09,083 --> 00:47:11,115 Can we do what my family does at Thanksgiving? 941 00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:12,324 Fuck the turkey? 942 00:47:12,334 --> 00:47:15,740 Go to other people's dinners. 943 00:47:15,750 --> 00:47:17,407 No, no. 944 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:20,656 We go around, we go around the table and we each say 945 00:47:20,666 --> 00:47:22,032 what we're thankful for. 946 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:23,365 - Blecch. - Very well, 947 00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:25,573 I'll go first. 948 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:28,990 I'm thankful to have the family all together. 949 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:30,449 Nice. 950 00:47:30,459 --> 00:47:33,115 I'm thankful that I was not born a Siamese twin. 951 00:47:33,125 --> 00:47:34,490 I'm also thankful for that, 952 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:36,698 but I'm also thankful for the food. 953 00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:39,948 Yeah, me too. The food. Amazing. 954 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:43,615 You can't piggy-back on my thanks. Have your own. 955 00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:47,907 I'm feeling thankful that Logan's better. Feel... Yeah. 956 00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:49,907 Well, I think we're all thankful for that. 957 00:47:49,917 --> 00:47:51,407 I think it goes without saying. 958 00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:55,157 But... Yeah, I am. Really. 959 00:47:55,167 --> 00:47:56,865 - You. - Me? 960 00:47:56,875 --> 00:47:59,199 You. 961 00:47:59,209 --> 00:48:02,365 Um, I'm grateful I'm not in a refugee camp. 962 00:48:02,375 --> 00:48:04,240 I guess this is better than that. 963 00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:06,698 I think you should be thankful for that. 964 00:48:06,708 --> 00:48:09,449 And so say all of us. That was a good one. 965 00:48:09,459 --> 00:48:11,573 - Can I say? - Go ahead. 966 00:48:11,583 --> 00:48:15,032 I'm thankful for the opportunity to head up Animation in Europe, 967 00:48:15,042 --> 00:48:20,531 and I hope to turn around an underperforming division. 968 00:48:20,541 --> 00:48:24,282 Well, I'm thankful that you told us about that, then. 969 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:26,531 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 970 00:48:26,541 --> 00:48:28,907 I'm thankful to have Willa here. 971 00:48:28,917 --> 00:48:32,865 I'm thankful to be made to feel so... welcome. 972 00:48:35,583 --> 00:48:40,240 And I'm thankful that I am gonna be marrying 973 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:45,823 into one of the most vital and interesting and... 974 00:48:45,833 --> 00:48:49,781 kind and loving families in the world. 975 00:48:49,791 --> 00:48:51,842 Are you not gonna be marrying Shiv anymore? 976 00:48:53,417 --> 00:48:55,404 Since we're talking about families, 977 00:48:55,415 --> 00:48:58,365 I have a little announcement. Uh... 978 00:48:58,375 --> 00:49:02,115 Willa and I are pleased to announce that I've asked her, 979 00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:06,282 and she's agreed that we are to... 980 00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:10,032 - take the next steps. - Mm-hmm. 981 00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:13,360 What? Y-Youre not getting, uh...? 982 00:49:13,371 --> 00:49:15,143 No. We're... 983 00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:16,823 goin' steady. 984 00:49:16,833 --> 00:49:18,449 - Oh. - Jesus Christ. 985 00:49:18,459 --> 00:49:22,740 You're going steady? What are you, nine? 986 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:25,115 - What? - Happy for you, man. 987 00:49:25,125 --> 00:49:27,115 - Thanks. - Very nice, Connor. 988 00:49:27,125 --> 00:49:30,324 Thank you. 989 00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:31,531 Grace? 990 00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:35,615 Me? OK. Um... 991 00:49:35,625 --> 00:49:39,365 I'm thankful for all the love 992 00:49:39,375 --> 00:49:41,449 Roman has shown to me, 993 00:49:41,459 --> 00:49:46,656 and for never being selfish or self-centered 994 00:49:46,666 --> 00:49:49,917 or egocentric or neurotic or unfaithful. 995 00:49:53,250 --> 00:49:55,125 You're welcome. 996 00:49:56,958 --> 00:49:59,199 OK. A game? 997 00:49:59,209 --> 00:50:01,407 Shall we play a game? 998 00:50:01,417 --> 00:50:03,656 - Yeah. - Let's gather the kids. 999 00:50:03,666 --> 00:50:06,823 OK, come on, kiddies. 1000 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,990 What game? 1001 00:50:20,083 --> 00:50:23,781 You didn't want to tell us about, uh, Amir? 1002 00:50:23,791 --> 00:50:25,531 - What? - Shall we? 1003 00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:28,531 What should we say about Amir? 1004 00:50:28,541 --> 00:50:31,282 He wants to know about Amir. What should we say? 1005 00:50:35,459 --> 00:50:37,282 Congratulations on your next steps. 1006 00:50:37,292 --> 00:50:39,656 - Oh, thank you. - I'm interested to know 1007 00:50:39,666 --> 00:50:41,365 what "next steps" actually means. 1008 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,865 Is there a greeting card I can buy that says... 1009 00:50:43,875 --> 00:50:45,990 No, your good wishes are all that's necessary. 1010 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:50,032 Is there a ceremony or is it more a financial arrangement? 1011 00:50:50,042 --> 00:50:54,250 Hey, listen. At least I'm only getting fucked by one member of this family, yeah? 1012 00:50:58,875 --> 00:51:01,282 OK, your turn. 1013 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:03,698 I went to the market and bought a pony, 1014 00:51:03,708 --> 00:51:06,032 a big fat hen, and this. 1015 00:51:06,042 --> 00:51:10,407 OK. I went to the market and bought a new hat, 1016 00:51:10,417 --> 00:51:12,948 a pony, a big fat hen, and this. 1017 00:51:12,958 --> 00:51:17,240 Uh, I went to the market and I bought a crack pipe... 1018 00:51:17,250 --> 00:51:19,199 - That's terrible. - No? 1019 00:51:19,209 --> 00:51:21,698 All right, I went to the market and I bought a gimp suit... 1020 00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:24,073 - Come on! - Oh, my God. 1021 00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:26,907 I bought a potato, a new hat, 1022 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:30,199 a pony, a big fat hen, and this. 1023 00:51:30,209 --> 00:51:32,990 - Your turn. - Oh. 1024 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,531 All right. Come on, Dad, what's it gonna be? 1025 00:51:35,541 --> 00:51:38,865 A hot dog, or China? Immortality? 1026 00:51:38,875 --> 00:51:41,083 The soul of the nation? 1027 00:51:44,417 --> 00:51:46,490 I went to market and I bought... 1028 00:51:46,500 --> 00:51:48,199 Yeah, OK. 1029 00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:49,656 I went to market 1030 00:51:49,666 --> 00:51:51,708 and I bought... 1031 00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:57,656 local TV. 1032 00:51:57,666 --> 00:51:59,157 - Can he buy that? - Yeah, 1033 00:51:59,167 --> 00:52:00,948 Dad can buy whatever he wants. 1034 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:04,199 - So? Local TV and...? - What? 1035 00:52:04,209 --> 00:52:05,948 The clock's tickin'. Time's runnin' out. 1036 00:52:05,958 --> 00:52:08,615 Local TV and what did I say? 1037 00:52:08,625 --> 00:52:10,656 - Um... - A potato. 1038 00:52:10,666 --> 00:52:12,907 - Hey! That is cheating. - No, come on. 1039 00:52:12,917 --> 00:52:15,449 No hints. Come on, Dad. You got this. 1040 00:52:15,459 --> 00:52:18,324 - Uh... - Come on, we can skip a turn. 1041 00:52:18,334 --> 00:52:20,073 Marcia, you go. 1042 00:52:20,083 --> 00:52:22,531 - No, he... - You lost, Grandpa. 1043 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:24,073 You lose. 1044 00:52:24,083 --> 00:52:25,615 You lose. 1045 00:52:25,625 --> 00:52:27,781 Let go! 1046 00:52:27,791 --> 00:52:30,573 - Are you all right? - What the fuck are you doing?! 1047 00:52:30,583 --> 00:52:32,073 - Are you OK? - Are you all right? 1048 00:52:32,083 --> 00:52:34,157 I hardly touched him. It's just shock. 1049 00:52:34,167 --> 00:52:36,865 - Come on, it's OK. - Relax, son, relax. 1050 00:52:36,875 --> 00:52:38,513 Hey, take your hands off him, OK?! 1051 00:52:38,524 --> 00:52:41,115 - Kendall! - What the fuck is wrong with you?! 1052 00:52:41,125 --> 00:52:42,417 It's OK. It's OK. 1053 00:52:49,958 --> 00:52:51,199 Hey. 1054 00:52:51,209 --> 00:52:52,449 Did he hurt you? 1055 00:52:52,459 --> 00:52:54,032 Let me see. 1056 00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:57,490 You're fine. Listen to me. You're OK. 1057 00:52:57,500 --> 00:53:00,449 - Yeah? - I cannot believe it. 1058 00:53:00,459 --> 00:53:02,531 Yeah. 1059 00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:03,948 It's OK. 1060 00:53:03,958 --> 00:53:07,823 It's OK. 1061 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:10,781 It's OK, it's OK. 1062 00:53:10,791 --> 00:53:12,656 - You're OK? - Yeah, I'm good. 1063 00:53:12,666 --> 00:53:15,115 Hey. 1064 00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:18,115 Hey, Gerri. 1065 00:53:18,125 --> 00:53:21,698 So what was Ewan talking about earlier, Ken? 1066 00:53:21,708 --> 00:53:23,865 Ewan? Uh... 1067 00:53:23,875 --> 00:53:25,407 I don't know. 1068 00:53:25,417 --> 00:53:27,990 I mean, everyone's pretty upset. 1069 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:29,781 I wouldn't take any notice. 1070 00:53:29,791 --> 00:53:32,209 Why was he so mad at you? 1071 00:53:34,750 --> 00:53:36,531 At me? Uh, I don't know. 1072 00:53:36,541 --> 00:53:40,990 Just the usual family hatred you get at Thanksgiving. You know how it is. 1073 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,365 I love your dad. 1074 00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:46,407 Personally, I will always be there for him. 1075 00:53:46,417 --> 00:53:51,324 - He's a great man. - Yeah, well... you're here. 1076 00:53:51,334 --> 00:53:54,573 I work for Waystar, not Logan Roy. 1077 00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:57,125 Are you thinking of moving against him? 1078 00:53:58,666 --> 00:54:00,698 Because if you are... 1079 00:54:00,708 --> 00:54:03,240 I've spoken to Frank, 1080 00:54:03,250 --> 00:54:05,375 and I've seen all I need to see. 1081 00:54:08,417 --> 00:54:09,708 Good night. 1082 00:55:07,625 --> 00:55:10,282 Let's take this off. 1083 00:55:10,292 --> 00:55:12,990 Here. Give me your arm. 1084 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,115 Great. 1085 00:55:15,125 --> 00:55:16,958 All right. 1086 00:55:20,958 --> 00:55:22,083 Right. 1087 00:55:25,209 --> 00:55:26,948 Your shoe. 1088 00:55:26,958 --> 00:55:29,573 I went to the market... 1089 00:55:29,583 --> 00:55:33,615 and I bought a potato... 1090 00:55:33,625 --> 00:55:36,032 a new hat, 1091 00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:37,990 a pony, 1092 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,656 a big fat hen, 1093 00:55:42,666 --> 00:55:44,615 and this. 1094 00:55:44,625 --> 00:55:47,490 That's right, Logan. 1095 00:55:47,500 --> 00:55:49,490 That's great. 1096 00:56:09,824 --> 00:56:12,741